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Chapter 1: A Teacher’s First Day: The Test, Part I
Here I am, sitting at my desk in the teacher’s lounge, preparing for my first homeroom lesson with my class and going over the small pile of papers I’m holding one last time. I had a notebook of sorts and a greater pile of the same kind of papers as the one I’m holding on my desk. If I’m being honest, I’m a little excited and nervous about how it’s going to go. But I’m more worried about how the students are going to take the entire situation in.
As I was thinking along these lines, a man approached right besides me. The man’s name is DEW. Well, it is an abbreviation of “Da Evil Within”(his name), which took over as his nickname. He put his hand on my shoulder, which surprised me a little.
“Hey, Azer, you feeling nervous?” he said excitedly, while grinning.
“Ahaha, just a little if I’m being honest.” I replied.
“Bahaha, don’t worry too much about it, you’ll be fine, you’re more fit for being a teacher than any of us here. Especially with your chalk throwing accuracy.” He said jokingly while laughing really loudly and striking a pose as if he’s throwing something.
“... I’m not going to throw things at my students.” I said, unamused.
At that moment, the school bell rang to signify the beginning of the school day. It was about time I started walking to class.
DEW looked at his watch and said, “Oh, looks like it’s time to go now.” Regardless of the fact the bell just rang.
“It seems so.” I said, as I stood up and took the pile of paper in front of me and the notebook, and started going out of the teacher’s lounge.
Right as I was about to leave the room, he said “Yo, good luck out there.” And I then looked at him for a short while. Then I gave out a confident smile and made a pose with thumbs up in one hand, and the other on my hip, implying that “I got this”. I then closed the door behind me, and started walking towards class 2-C, which I was assigned to.
As I got closer to the class, I could hear all the kids talking and all the noise you would expect teenagers to make. There was laughter, gossip and general loudness. I open the door, and was greeted by a class consisting of a girl wearing a cone like a hat, a guy with a sword, a girl with a motorcycle, a cyborg and a guy sitting in the corner, possibly re-evaluating his own life choices, among others. As I went inside, all the attention turned to me, but I suspect they were more curious about the pile of paper I was carrying rather than me. Or perhaps a little bit of both. I stopped in front of the teacher’s table, cleared my throat and began talking.
“Ahem, Everyone please sit down, class is starting.”
“Ye~s...” Some of them replied, rather halfheartedly. Although there were some more enthusiastic ones in the bunch too. All the students who were previously standing started walking to their seats, and those already at their seats simply waited for me to talk.
After they all sat down, I began explaining what it is they are up to from now on.
“First of all, nice to meet all of you, my name’s Azer Moli, and I’m going to be your homeroom teacher from today on.”
“Nice to meet you!” Some replied back to me.
I took out notebook, which has all of the class’ names, and said “Alright, let’s start this off with a roll call.”
I then opened the notebook and started the roll call.
And then there was silence. I tried calling out the name again, yet there was still no reply.
“Alright, looks like he’s missing then.” I said, then kept on with the roll call. “Damanos?”
“Here.” He replied. I kept on reading the rest of the names, until I got to the final few.
“Yowid?” There was no reply. “Guess he’s also missing.” I then went on. “Z. C.?”
“Here…” He replied unenthusiastically.
“Here.” He replied.
I closed the notebook, “Alright, I guess that is all of you. It seems 3 of your classmates are missing today.” I said as I put the notebook away. “It seems I have to do ‘that’...” I thought. I took out my phone and sent a message to the staff’s whatsapp group.
“Ah, and kids, please do not use your phone in class. This one is a special case.” I said, cheerfully.
“Huh?” Some of the students replied in confusion. It is not surprising, since I have yet to explain what’s so “special” about it.
Shortly afterwards, 3 frozen students got teleported into the back of the class. In one of the ice cases, the student was saluting proudly and pointing somewhere(?) and the others look like they were running away in terror(?).
“She… Overdid it. How am I going to explain the situation to them now…?” I thought to myself, “... And what happened for them to end up like that?” I asked myself in confusion.
“WHAT THE F…?!” some students reacted after it happened. I could hear all the whispering and the confusion at what just happened. It’s as expected though. I thought it was appropriate to start explaining the situation now.
“Ahem, as you guys just seen, this is not your average school. Everyone in this school has a special… Power. That includes the teachers and… You.”
“Bullshit.” Said the student in the front row, 4th seat from the left, whose name is Nysta, as he stood up.
“Excuse me?” I said.
“All of this is bullshit. Like fucking hell I’ll believe any of this supernatural retardness.” he started walking to the door of the class. “I don’t how you pulled that ice sculpture trick but find some other dumbass to believe your nonsense.” He said while walking, and making a gesture as if he’s throwing something or flipping a table.
His reaction is expected, but his attitude is probably the worst I have seen yet.
I then used my telekinesis powers to raise him upwards as he was walking, and he ended up walking on the air as if he hasn’t noticed the lack of ground underneath him. “That’s why I wanted to ease them up into it…” I thought to myself.
Relinquisher, the guy holding the sword sitting diagonally from Nysta, whistled in an impressed manner as he watched him go up in the air.
“Well, I’ll be…” Said Oben, who sat right besides Nysta, as he watched the same scene.
“Huh?” He said as he finally noticed he’s no longer on the ground. “Whoa?!?” He reacted in confusion to his situation.
I then crossed my arms. “Does this prove it to you? Also...” I gave a stern look at him. “... watch your language when you’re talking, I am still your teacher.” I started lecturing him.
He then ignored everything I just said, and started struggling in the air, “YO, WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT’S GOING ON?!” he yelled, then he started flailing his arms around randomly, “WHERE ARE THE STRINGS?! THERE AREN’T ANY FUCKING STRINGS!!” he kept on making a fuss.
“Yes, there aren’t any strings, now would you watch your-” I said, getting closer to snapping at him.
“Yo, fuck that shit, let me down, you fucking bi-” He said to me with the most disrespectful tone imaginable and pointed at me.
I was done at that point, and I ended up cutting him mid sentence, saying “Alright, then. Before you finish that sentence, let me help you fully acknowledge the fact I’m holding you in the air and can do as I please right now.”
He paused for a second, before replying “... Fuck.” after finally calming down.
“Now that you understand…” I said. I then put him back in his chair, still lecturing him to watch what he’s saying. He had an annoyed look on his face, as if he did not care one bit, which just annoyed me more.
I could hear a few giggles in the class, as this situation seemed to alleviate a bit of the pressure from some of the students. Although the rest were still on guard about the situation they are in. And then the student sitting in the second row, third seat from the left, who is named Zeando, raised his hand.
“Um… I never noticed being able to do anything like that. Don’t you think you got the wrong person here?” He said. Afterwards, some students reacted with “Yeah!” or “Me neither!.” Although others were apathetic about this.
“No, you most definitely have a power in you. We’ve done our search and approached all of you specifically because we found you to have a power.” I replied.
“Are.. You sure?” He asked, rather hesitantly.
“Now look. Even if the test we had is not 100% accurate, it is still better that all those that ‘passed’ it are here.” I said. I then pointed at the frozen people in the back of the class. “You see that? That’s something one power can do. It is not unusual that you can freeze or burn an entire city alone. Would you like to imagine something like that happening out of your control? Do you imagine all the people who’ll die? Some of these might even be your families and friends.” I explained.
“I see...” It seemed as though he understood the severity of the situation.
“See? As far as we’re concerned, all of you are ticking time bombs. It is our job to defuse you before something goes horribly wrong.” I said in a serious tone. “Do not worry, we’ll do everything we can so you won’t go nuts with the power or some other generic shounen plot line like that.” I said, with a smile and a positive tone.
“I-I see…” He replied, having his face lit up, as if I flipped some switch in him.
“Speaking of freezing things…” Said the student in the corner near the window, whose name is Shin Ryuu, he then pointed at the frozen students. “Are they going to be fine?” he said worryingly.
“Hm…? Yeah, they will unfreeze eventually. Probably.” I replied.
“... ‘Probably’? They will unfreeze, right?” He said, really not convinced by my words.
“Yeah, don’t worry, abilities like that have something like ‘effective range,’ we’ll talk about it more in depth later.” I explained.
“Ok, then…” He seemed hesitant about that, but looks like he’s no longer too concerned about that.
“Hey, hey!” Zeando said, enthusiastically “What’s ‘effective range’? Also, are there any sort of limits to abilities, like with your telekinesis-thing, is there a limit to the weight or how large the object you can lift? Also, what type of abilities can we have?” He started listing all the questions you can ask, pretty much. I was slightly surprised to see him so enthusiastic. But that seemed to have at least triggered some interest for the the rest of the students, so things seemed to go relatively smoothly.
“Now, now, as I was saying, together with the normal subjects, you will also be studying the general theory of powers, which includes stuff like ‘effective range’ or general limitations. Those of you who awaken your power will, in addition, partake in practical exercises to control it. As for types...” I turned away from the class, took a chalk and started writing on the blackboard. After I finished writing “Test to Classify your Types!” I stared at it for a second and said “Wow, it feels weird writing with a chalk. It’s been ages since I used one.”
“Yeah~ So weird~” Said Gnag, the girl with the cone-hat in the front table, right besides Nysta.
“The fuck does it matter?” Said Nysta.
“Yo, why aren’t we using one of those marker boards they use nowadays?” Said Relinquisher, having a perplexed look on his face.
“You know, I have no clue actually. For the retro look?” I replied. “Either way, this is our first order of business, actually. Discussing what types and classifying your powers.”
“What… Jumping straight into it so soon? Not even gonna let us digest the entire situation first?” Said Disastrous, sitting in the left corner on the front row, while leaning on his hand in a tired manner.
“Ahaha, I understand how you must feel, but bear with me here.” I said cheerfully.
“Ri~ght…” He replied.
“Alright, I’ll try to keep it brief since, as mentioned before, you have a lot to think about.” I said, and I then cleared my throat and started explaining “Within the typings, there are a lot of ways to classify the powers, such as ‘Self Enhancement’ and ‘Area of Effect’ powers, and also ‘Elemental’ as shown with the 3 frozen students in the back of the class. And all that other stuff you’ve probably seen in games and movies and all that.”
“Are you seriously going to explain it that way?” Said Zeando, having a slightly disappointed look.
“Well, I’m not going to list every stereotype here. That would probably take hours.” I replied.
“Alright, point taken.” Zeando replied.
“Now where was I?” I attempt to recollect my thoughts. “Right. For most of these types, it’s difficult - or in some cases, impossible - to determine that power’s type without seeing it. However, as Zeando, right?” I look at Zeando to confirm his name, and after he gave me a look of slight confusion then I kept talking - “As Zeando mentioned, most, if not all, of you had no clue you had a power, much less using it. However, we’re going to need to know anything we can about your power in order to give you the proper knowledge and help you. Luckily, there is a noticeable trend with those powers. Can you guess what it is?” I then waited for the students to try and answer.
“It’s something we wish for?” Said asphyxiate, in the 4th row 3rd table, raising his arms excitedly.
“It’s completely random?” Said Echo, 3rd row 5th table, lying on his arms, and yawning after saying it.
“Some convenient bullshit for the writer to use to progress the plot?” Said Nysta, leaning on the back of his seat, holding his head with his arms.
“... No. It is actually that the power usually reflects the user’s personality.” I said.
“coughbullshitcough.” spewed Nysta almost immediately.
“Excuse me?” I said.
“Nothing.” He quickly replied.
I swear, this guy is just testing my patience at this point.
“You are always stressing ‘usually’ and ‘mostly,’ does it not always happen?” Said Zeando, with a curious look on his face.
“To every rule, there is an exception.” I replied.
“... Except that rule, right?” Zeando pointed out.
We both just stared at each other shortly before I said “... Don’t be a smarty pants.”
“Alright, alright…” He replied, giggling to himself, followed by few others who understood the joke.
I then returned to my explanation, “... So the power usually reflects the user’s personality. So all that’s left is finding classification that we can derive from people’s personalities. Therefore, we came up with something simplistic for now, which is ‘Offensive’ and ‘Supportive,’ and those classifications are easier to work with when it comes to dividing by personalities.”
“Question! Are we gonna be fighting or some other shounen type-thing with our abilities? ‘Offensive’ and ‘Supportive’ make it sound like something from a video game!” Said Diez, 2nd row left seat.
“I will say that some abilities are only utilized for combat, so yes, those who fit that criteria would be sparring on occasion. The sparring will be supervised by a teacher and will only happen with a teacher’s approval.” I answered. I then looked at the rest of the class and said “Any more questions? Is everything clear so far?.”
I could murmurs of “Yeah…”, “I guess…” and some other unsure responses. Although I’m sure they caught on to the gist of it.
“Alright then, to finish off, all of you will be having a test right now. Well, all of you except the 3 ice blocks.” I announced.
“WHAT?!” Everyone responded without missing even a moment.
To be continued...
Extra 1: Chilling at the Top
Up there on the rooftop of the OMF High School, there were 3 students sitting at the top. The first one is Baka Dynasty, who is now infamous as the “Eternal Peeing Weirdo” after an incident on the opening ceremony, although he doesn’t know it. The second is Sloan, a laid back guy who likes having a good time. And the third is YoWid, who’s just there. They met up randomly at the rooftop and hit it off smoothly from there.
Those 3 are supposed to be in class and learn the “unique” facts about this school, although they will be learning about it all: the hard way.
YoWid is lying down and enjoys looking at the sky, right besides Sloan, who’s sitting by the door. Baka is just standing in front of them looking at the newly built fence.
“Hmm, was this fence always here?” Said Baka, rather curiously.
“Nah, they only built it because 2 guys fell from here at the opening ceremony or something.” Said YoWid, who was at the rooftop that day and could confirm it.
“Hmph, what a bunch of morons.” Said Baka in response. Although Yowid and Sloan immediately thought “it was you…” as he was saying it.
At that moment, the school bell rang.
“We ought to bounce fam” Said Sloan.
“Nah, I don’t wanna go to class. YoWid?” Replied Baka as he turned to face YoWid.
YoWid only took out his phone and put on some music, as to signify he’s staying.
“Damn, sick beats brah!” Baka jumped in excitement,
“Word.” Replied Sloan in acceptance.
Meanwhile, at the principal's office
Ayame is sitting and smoking her cigar as she goes through some paperwork, as she was going over Baka’s profile after the incident at the opening ceremony.
“Baka Dynasty, huh? I have a feeling he’ll be keeping me very busy.” She sighed and smoke came out of her mouth. She then got up and walked over to the open window in her room. At that moment, her phone rang as Azer sent out her message that those three are missing from her class.
“God…” She got slightly short tempered and froze her cigar when she noticed Baka’s name.
At that moment, YoWid turned the music to maximum volume. Although it wasn’t much, it was loud enough so Ayame could hear it, and turned her attention to the rooftop’s direction. She could make out, just barely, Baka’s silhouette in the distance, dancing. She threw her frozen cigar to the trash can, and made a phone call.
“Hey, teleport me to the school building’s rooftop, quickly.” She said.
“Roger that.” Replied the guy. She then vanished in a bright light.
When she reappeared at the rooftop, she found Baka twerking to one of Miley Cyrus’s songs. She was shocked enough she didn’t notice Sloan and YoWid who were right behind her near the door. But they noticed her.
“Hii-” YoWid attempted to scream, before having his mouth covered by Sloan in a quick motion and he also turned off the music at the same time.
“Sshhhh…” Sloan signaled YoWid to remain silent, and, most importantly, calm.
“What… The hell… Are you doing…?” She said, about to regret asking.
Baka then snapped back into shape, and turned around to find Ayame - and also his new friends attempting to make a run for it. YoWid made the buddhist prayer sign and was whispering “RIP Baka.” He did not enjoy that much. He then came up with a plan. He quickly saluted for Ayame, as a soldier would for his commanding officer.
“GOOD MORNING MA’AM.” He said, with a glimmer in his eye. His action was done so quickly he surprised all of the present. However sincere he looked, all he had in mind was dragging those two down with him.
“Whoa, where did that come from?” Ayame said in surprise.
“You are the principal, therefore it makes sense for me to greet you!” He said.
“... Are you really that same Baka?” She uttered in shock.
“YES. NAME’S BAKA DYNASTY, 16 YEARS OLD. AT YOUR SERVICE.” He said with enthusiasm quickly followed with him pointing at the other two “By the way, those two are Sloan and YoWid and they wanted to skip class. I’m just here to bring them back.”
“You dirty liar…” Were YoWid’s thoughts. Sloan just figured it’s his best shot to just run for it, and YoWid followed.
“Oh, that’s perfect then. Although...” Ayame said, she then froze the entire rooftop, together with Baka, YoWid and Sloan, “... I’m not in the mood for a game of tag right now.” She said, playfully. She took out her phone and called the same guy.
“Hey, I’m still at the rooftop. Come teleport them to class 2-C.” She said.
“... You know you didn’t have to do that, I could’ve just teleported them from a distance.” He said.
“Well, why didn’t you then?” She was in the mid point between angry and confused.
“It was amusing to see how COLDBLOODED you can be, ahahahaha...” He said to tease her.
She froze her phone. “... I’ll kill you.” She thought to herself.
EXTRA 2 LET’S MEET AZER MOLI(feat. Dr. Professor Baka)
Hello, I am Professor Doctor Baka and welcome to Let’s Meet a Character. In here, after every chapter I will analyze someone to give you guys a better understanding of that person’s abilities and role in the story by interviewing them.
Let’s all welcome our first victim participant: our amazing homeroom teacher, Azer Moli!!!
[insert fake clapping clip here]
Alright, teach. Since this is an extra and we don’t have much time, I will only ask you 3 questions. Are you ready?
Azer: Yes, I’m ready.
Baka : Great, now to the second question.
Azer: Wait, that counted?
Baka : Do you like bananas?
Azer: How is that even relevant?
Baka: And that’s it, that was all the time we had for this extra. See you guys in the next episode of Let’s Meet a Character!
Azer : …………….
Azer Character's profile
Weight : ???
Strength: 3.5/10 (Muscular power)
Wisdom: 8.5/10 (Intuition and Willpower)
Intelligence: 9/10 (Learning ability and Reasoning)
Dexterity: 5/10 (Coordination and Agility)
Special Power: Telekinesis
Essence Lvl: 3200
Chapter 2: A Student’s First Day: The Test, Part II
“Aaah… It’s been awhile since my inner algorithms threw so many exceptions at once…” I thought to myself as I’m facing my current predicament. So much stuff happened lately, I find it hard to keep up. I am Metal Heart, and starting today I am a “student”, that much is a given.
On the first day of actual school and stuff, the homeroom teacher went on and said all of us are superheros, which I can understand me, having my body be what it is. Speaking of, the doctor recently upgraded my gear, I wonder what horrifying adjustments he made to me. Last time, I had tea pouring from my nose. I shrug at the thought.
We have been provided more details regarding the aforementioned “powers”.
- they become ineffective at a certain range. No indication whether it’s constant or variable.
- It is different for each individual. Little to no indication to its effects prior to usage.
- Powers have varying degrees of types distribution. Assumed it is akin to the different genres books have.
- “Personality” is a tell to a rather limited array of types, although even that is inaccurate. It is unknown how effective it is.
Although, personally, when I heard that there are supernatural elements involved, all I could think about is the inevitable eventuality I’ll be chased by some horrific creature from the underworld that tries to eat me. I’d try to tell it that I’m not tasty and am going to give it a stomachache(which, let’s face it, I probably would), but it would eat me anyway. Scary.
It would be great if that was all there was to it, but...
“WHAT?!” The entire class sounded at once.
“... Yes, a test.” The teacher replied calmly.
I start breaking down after I heard these words. Sparks and electricity keeps flying out of me, and it causes some real concern for the safety of those sitting around me and so, ...Itano and ...Insane Soul, those who sit directly to my right and left, jumped as far away from me in shock. Insane Soul bumped into ...Z. C. Overload as he jumped back.
“KYA?!” The teacher screamed in surprise.
“WHOA?!” Said Itano.
“WHAT THE FUCK..?!” Insane Soul said, almost at the same time as he bumped into Z. C. Overload.
“BAH!! Hey, what gives?!” Z. C. Overload reacted immediately, showing signs of mild hostility.
“S-Sorry, but... This guy’s suddenly self-destructing or something…” Replied Insane Soul.
Asphyxiate turned to me worryingly. “AH! METAL!!” He started closing in on me. Sparks flying everywhere preventing him from getting too close. “Metal! It’s ok! I’m sure it’s not that bad! We’ll be fine!” He attempted to calm me.
“ERROR! ERROR! CAN’T FIND ‘TEST’ CLASS DEFINITION!” I uttered, for lack of choice.
“IT’S OK METAL! RIGHT, TEACHER?” Asphyxiate started panicking a little so he passed the ball to the teacher.
“Eh…?! Y-Yeah, it is not a knowledge test…” She started explaining
“CAN’T FIND…” I repeated myself.
“STOP USING THAT WORD!” Asphyxiate said in panic.
“Eh? Then it’s not a knowledge exam...?” She corrected herself.
“Ah, found ‘Exam’ Class.” I said, all the sparks stopped flying around.
Asphyxiate sighed in relief, “Phew. You got this, then?” He said.
“Yes! Creating Exam Object… Running function Deep_Depression()...” I said as I leaned on both of my hands. “Ah… What am I going to do… I haven’t studied at all…” I said out loud.
“Ah, then you don’t got this, apparently…” Asphyxiate said.
“Ahem...” The teacher cleared her throat. “Like I was saying, this is not a knowledge te-... Exam. There are no wrong answers here. This is just a small thing to see what sort of person you are.” She explained.
“Oh, then we got nothing to worry about~” Asphyxiate said cheerfully, “Aren’t you glad?” He turned to me as he said that.
“Yes.” I replied. As I said it, I noticed ...Shin Ryuu giving me a funny look.
“Yes. In fact most of the exam consists of multiple choice questions, so there’s nothing to worry about~” The teacher said cheerfully, as to calm us down. It worked for most of the class as they sighed in relief, although for other(such as myself) it did not do wonders. “Oh, and as you’ll finish the test, we’ll have a physical examination so hang in there~” She added.
“Eh~” Some people were somewhat disappointed.
“How annoying… I just wanna sleep…” Said ...Disastrous Master as he yawned out loud.
“Hehehe… A physical, you say…” Insane Soul said as he grinned and got back to his seat.
Meanwhile all I could feel was feel the funny stares some of the other kids were giving me.
“Psst, hey, will you be fine, Metal?” Asphyxiate whispered to me, still not back to his seat.
“Of course I will be, why, is there a problem?” I answered in a monotonous robotic voice, rendering Asphyxiate almost speechless. I was screaming “Help me!” internally.
The teacher clapped her hands together, “Alright, then! Let’s start the exam then, shall we?” She said cheerfully.
All the tests were passed on to everyone and soon after everyone started answering. However, back on my side of things…
“Ah… What am I going to do… I haven’t studied at all…” I said to myself, as I leaned on both of my hands. Seriously, this is the only function in Exam Class. Is this the doc’s way of saying “cheating is bad” or was he just lazy implementing everything?
As I looked around people seemed shocked or somewhat surprised, although I had no clue why. I then looked at the paper in front of me to start putting in my answers. When I looked at the test it had only one question, no matter where I looked. I guess I really did worry for nothing.
Question #1: What is it you like to do in your free time?
- Hang out with friends.
- Play video games.
- Watch TV.
- Other: ______________________
“That’s a rather simple one… Although I do like playing video games and hanging out with Asphyxiate… Let’s just put it in ‘other’ then!” I thought to myself.
As I filled the “Other” line with “Playing video games with friends” I watched as ink simply appeared slowly on the paper to form another question. I start breaking down after I saw that. Sparks and electricity keeps flying out of me. Itano and Insane Soul jumped as far away from me in shock a second time.
“BAAH?! NOT AGAIN!!” Insane Soul yelled.
“Seriously, stop that!” Itano said.
“Like, seriously, can you not?” Said Z. C. Overload, bothered by all the sparks flying around.
“METAL!” Asphyxiate yelled.
“WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP BACK THERE ALREADY?! SOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO CONCENTRATE HERE!” Yelled ...Nysta in anger.
“Yo, chill man. The guy is having a mental break down, give him a break.” Said ...Relinquisher in an attempt to calm Nysta down. “Besides, I wouldn’t think you’d be so interested in this.” He said curiously.
“A mental brea-… Intere-...” Said Nysta in what seemed like pure shock.
While Relinquisher and Nysta had their argument in the front of the class, the rest took this opportunity to catch up on with each other and started conversing and Asphyxiate tried to calm me down.
“Man, this test is weird…” Said Maika, in confusion.
“Weird? This is AMAZING!” Said Gnag in excitement.
“I know, right? I was so surprised at first!” Said Maiaku.
There was quite a commotion going on in a short amount of time. While all that was happening, Asphyxiate just about managed to calm me down, and then the teacher clapped her hands a few times.
“Students! Please calm down and go ba-...” She said as she just realized nobody is paying attention to her.
“They were VERY quick to forget we’re dealing with supernatural powers here. No, seriously, how can you forget that so fast. It’s physically not possible.” As these thoughts circled in my mind, all the students have risen into the air.
And the teacher, with an “innocent” smile, said, “Students… Will you please sit down and continue your test?”
Everyone just realized their position(even if for a short while, probably) and just noded in agreement simultaneously. It was quite a spectacle, actually.
We then went back into position and went on with our test. So did I, although I wasn’t happy about the fact I can’t see any of the questions before I have to solve them, but so long I’m prepared, I should be fine.
Question #2: Which of these items would you take if you suddenly found yourself on a deserted island?
- Survival Kit.
- Other: _________________
… I mean, I am kinda a phone on my own so the first option is a bust. Survival kit won’t REALLY help me with the whole Robot thing, so c is a bust too. And I don’t even need to be scared of not being found because of that tracking bug the doc installed in me, so 3DS it is, to help me pass the time until the doc gets me. Yeah, let’s go with that.
And so went on the rest of the test, with the massive number of questions(standing in 139 questions) it took 2 hours 12 minutes and 35 seconds until finally everyone finished the test. There started another commotion after the last test was handed to the teacher.
“Alright, it seems like we still have a bit of time before our physical, so take as some free time to breath. Quietly.” Said the teacher.
“Yes~” Some people answered.
“HOLY SHIT, that was retardedly long…” Said Nysta in irritation.
“Bahaha, you’re so weak, Nysta~” Said Relinquisher teasingly in response.
“I swear I will kill you one day.” Nysta said back to him.
As he said that, his body has risen to the air, in a familiar fashion.
“... Huh?” Nysta reacted.
The teacher came closer to Nysta, and she was not pleased in the least.
“... What did you say?” She said.
“Uh…” Nysta replied with lack of confidence.
“I will say this once. Death threats are not taken lightly here. Should I remind you that, given enough time, you’ll be capable of destroying cities? These words are not a laughing matter here. I’d advise you to take those back.” She said, with a tone unlike until now.
“...” Nysta looked at her, speechless. “You’re right. I should make these threats after I reach that level at least.” He then replied.
“... Alright, you’re staying after class to clean the place.” She said, really pissed off.
“WHAT?! WHAT DID I DO?! I’M INNOCENT!” Nysta replied, in shock.
The class started giggling at what happened. It’s as if they got used to the idea of superpowers almost instantly. Well, I’m not one to talk, but still.
“Yo, don’t you guys think this is weird?” Said Echo while leaning on her hands.
“What do you mean?” Asked Relinquisher.
“It’s like, we got used to the idea of supernatural crap so easily, like, c’mon, aren’t we supposed to be a little more freaked about the situation?” Echo replied.
It seems like I’m not the only one to think this is strange. I’m actually curious as to their reasons.
“Hmm… I can see where you’re coming from, but…” Said Relinquisher as he thinks to himself.
“I still think this is all bullshit. Can’t argue with randomly floating around though.” Said Nysta as he slowly floated to his seat.
“... You are rather stubborn, aren’t you?” Said Echo unamused by his response.
“Fucking deal with it.” He answered back.
“ALSO, SUPER POWERS ARE COOL!” Yelled Misty from across the room, surprisingly.
“YEAH, TOTALLY!” Insane Soul yelled right after her.
Relinquisher nods in agreement, “Hm, yea super powers are cool, as you can see.” He said.
Is this guy serious right now? At least I have some sort of excuse to not worrying about this, mainly because the “worry” function wasn’t implemented, but still.
“Is that the entire basis for this? Super Powers are cool?” Echo said in slight disbelief.
“Hm? Yeah, I guess.” He answered.
“... You sure have a strange way of thinking.” Said Echo.
“The best way!” Relinquisher answered back.
At this moment Asphyxiate turned to me and said to me, “Hey… What do you think about this situation, Metal?”
“I think everyone are being pretty reasonable about this.” I said out loud in a monotonous voice. Of course I didn’t mean it, but sarcasm is hard to convey with this voice system.
The teacher looked at us, then sighed, “Well, it looks like it became a topic for discussion among you. Frankly, I’m curious too. You all seemed to accept this awfully… Fast.” She said.
“Bullshit, I’m not even close to accepting it.” Said Nysta.
“Says the guy who was so into doing that test.” Said Relinquisher.
“What? I told you, it’s not what you think already! At first I was considering putting all the answers as ‘c’ for ‘cancer,’ but then I decided to put some more creativity into every bullshit I write so I used the ‘Other’ option. It is now a work of art.” Nysta answered back proudly.
I honestly cannot decide whether this guy is trying to be funny or he’s just stupid.
“Nysta, making fun of cancer is not funny. Don’t do this anymore.” The teacher said unamused.
“I’m not making fun of it, I’m making a statement.” Nysta said without flinching an inch.
Yeah, he’s stupid.
“Alright, you’re cleaning the class after school for the rest of the month.” She quickly replied.
“WHAT?!” He yelled in shock.
“Keep talking, and I’ll raise the bars.” She answered.
At this point he was shaking from what I assume was frustration. Seriously, he had that one coming. The class was just laughing at his predicament though.
“HAHA, what an idiot! I can’t believe you actually did it!” Echo proclaimed.
“HAHAHA I KNOW, RIGHT?! THIS GUY IS INTERESTING!” Said Relinquisher.
“SHUT UP! I WILL-...” Nysta began to say before being interrupted.
“NYSTA!” Said the teacher.
“GODDAMMIT!” Nysta yelled in frustration.
Then the school intercom sounded and a voice came out of it, “Class 2-C, class 2-C please get prepared for your physical” It said.
“Oh, look at the time.” Said the teacher, looking at her phone.
“So after the physical, are we done?” Said Disastrous Master while yawning.
“Yes,” She said cheerfully, “After the physical, you are free to go to your dorm rooms.”
Everyone just stared at her in confusion.
“Uh, teach…” Said Zeando.
“Yes?” Answered the teacher.
“... Why did you feel the need to specify ‘our dorm rooms’?” He asked with a concerned look on his face.
“Oh. OH! I almost forgot all about that! Silly me…” Said the teacher.
“Uh… So what you’re saying is…” Zeando said hesitantly.
“That’s right, starting today, all of you will live right here in the dorm of the school.” She said cheerfully.
“WHAT?!” Everyone said simultaneously in shock a second time today.
And so ends the report of the thrown exception that crushed Metal_Heart.exe.
Message: Looks like I can’t come to you to fix me up when an exception crushes my program. DOC, WHAT DO I DO?
Number of exceptions encountered: 203.
Number of exceptions resolved: 202.
Date of crush: September 1, 2010.
Time of crush: 12:03:25.78
Press Enter to send report...
TO BE CONTINUED?
Extra 1 - INTRO-DOC-TION
In a rather badly lit room, in fact, there is only a small lamp on a desk making up any sort of lighting, and quite a lot of trash-looking scraps of metal and other electronics. There sits a guy in a lab coat, working on something with great intensity. That is the doctor or engineer who apparently made Metal Heart. He seems to be mumbling some things as he works.[/size]
“Put this screw right there… This pipe here… That air freshener right about here and-” Said the doctor as he’s focused in his craft.[/size]
At that moment, a tiny robot entered the scene, he had small carving behind his head saying “MH-895.” He is nicknamed Mini MH for the sake of simplicity. Mini MH ran towards the doctor holding a piece of paper.[/size]
“DOC, DOC! Metal sent in a new bug report!” He said in a monotonous robotic voice.[/size]
“Put it in the pile over there. I’ll read it later.” The doctor answered as he pointed to his left.[/size]
“... You mean the same one you told me was just random garbage to throw?” Asked Mini MH.[/size]
“You know it.” The doctor answered. He then realized it’s still there “Wait, it’s still there? Didn’t I tell you to throw those like, ages ago?” He said.[/size]
“It’s been exactly… 5 minutes and 24 seconds.” Said Mini MH.[/size]
“... Don’t patronize me, I didn’t make you to be a smartass on me.” Said the doc, being slightly annoyed.[/size]
“Actually, yes you did, says so right here in the comment string: ‘is maed to be a srcastic little bitch.’ With the typos and all.” Said Mini MH.[/size]
“BAHAHAHA YES! I DID IT! I FINALLY PULLED IT OFF AFTER 2 YEARS! AHAHAHA!” The doctor turned around and started laughing hysterically, raising his hands up in triumph.[/size]
“... Cannot understand what’s funny, doc.” Said Mini MH.[/size]
“That’s fine.” He stopped laughing abruptly to answer and went back to working.[/size]
“I’ll put the bug report on the pile over there, then.” Said Mini MH as he went on to put the bug report onto the gigantic pile of bug reports.[/size]
As Mini MH turned to go back he then asked the doc, “By the way, what are you building there?”[/size]
“Oh, this? It’s my new upgrade to Metal.” He answered excitedly.[/size]
“Upgrade?” Asked Mini MH.[/size]
“Yes, It’s going to make his farts smell like roses.” He said.[/size]
“... Doc, robots do not have the bowel function humans nickname ‘fart.’ Hell, we don’t even eat.” Said Mini MH.[/size]
“Oh yeah? Then explain that exhaust pipe in your bottom back region.” Answered the doc.[/size]
At that moment, Mini MH did a paff sound, akin to the sound old cars make when their exhaust pipe exhales the last bit of smoke when the car stops. There was a silence for a short while.[/size]
“... Doc, is that the only reason you-...” Mini MH began saying before the doc interrupted him as if he was waiting for that question.[/size]
“Yes.” He answered nonchalantly.[/size]
“Ok then, I’m outta here. Good luck with that, and I hope you’ll actually fix Metal Heart.” Said Mini MH.[/size]
“Of course, I’ll DEFINITELY install that on him.” The doctor said confidently.[/size]
“That’s not what I meant. Have some responsibility for your creations and maintain them properly.” Said Mini MH.[/size]
“I know, I know. Stop worrying. After all, Metal heart is my greatest creation.” He said sentimentally.[/size]
END OF EXTRA[/size]
Extra 2- Lets Meet Ayame (Featuring Doctor Professor Baka)
Hello and welcome to Lets meet a Character.[/size]
Since Skillz is out COLD (heh) due to the last chapter, I (Shin) will be doing this segment today.[/size]
And of course, I have to deal with today’s guest… Sigh... ‘Ight, let’s do this shit. Today’s guest is actually our principal, Ayame.[/size]
Ayame comes in[/size]
Ayame: Alright, I’m here. One thing before we start though.[/size]
Ayame: Don’t ever make snow or cold related puns around me. Ever.[/size]
Shin: ... Looks like bringing a coat was the right choice, since it’s freezing here already. It seems like Skillz actually did some preparation, so I’d feel bad if he won’t use it.[/size]
Shin: Ah, I mean Baka. Alright, so question 1 is… Uh…[/size]
Ayame: … What’s wrong? Just read it out loud.[/size]
Shin: I… Alright… Ahem. D-do you wanna build a snow-? [/size]
(Ayame freezes her seat)[/size]
Shin: HIIIH! I SWEAR IT’S NOT ME![/size]
Ayame: GIVE ME THAT![/size]
(Ayame grabs the questionaire)[/size]
Question 1: Do you wanna build a snowman?[/size]
Question 2: It doesn’t have to be a snowman.[/size]
Question 3: But really, do you wanna build a snowman?[/size]
Shin: UM, FIRST OF ALL, chill, it was Skillz who-...[/size]
(Ayame freezes everything but Shin.)[/size]
Ayame: One more word and I’ll make you an ice sculpture.[/size]
Shin: You can’t do that, I’m still needed in the main story![/size]
Ayame: Whatever, I’m out![/size]
(Ayame storms out of the room)[/size]
Shin: …….. Goddamit Skillz. Well this is all for this month’s question time. This is probably the last time I’m this. Even though he’d still be frozen next time, probably…… Sigh… Fuck me.[/size]
Ayama Character profile[/size]
Weight : ???[/size]
Strength: 7/10 (Muscular power)[/size]
Wisdom: 9.5/10 (Intuition and Willpower)[/size]
Intelligence: 8/10 (Learning ability and Reasoning)[/size]
Dexterity: 5/10 (Coordination and Agility)[/size]
Special Power: [/size]Building snowmen[/size] Ice powers[/size]
Essence Lvl: 7650[/size]
Chapter 7 -http://onemangaforum...ject/?p=1114082
Chapter 8 -http://onemangaforum...ject/?p=1124654
Chapter 9 -http://onemangaforum...ject/?p=1132429
Edited by Baka-Dynasty, 07 December 2016 - 04:58 PM.