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goodbye

"And nothing appears in a hurry, To make up for some old lonesome time."

Happy Birthday

Guess its time to move on soon

And nothing appears in a hurry To make up for some old lonesome time.

23-2

She's gone Duncan

None of It Makes Sense, and yet All of It Is True!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIgJmv0Ba_U

Go Tell Aunt Rhody

Tenno, I'm scared to leave the house Trump might get me.

I know it's not the right time tonight But I won't move until this stops

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I guess brock was next

"Doing this fair and square, until we have to grind. Then we cheat like a motherfucker." -ProtonJon, 2016