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Tenno
Go Tell Aunt Rhody
Jan 24 2017 08:42 PM
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Tenno
What have you done now
Dec 13 2016 12:27 AM -
ddboy102
nothing, honesty that perv most likely just wants to grab me.
Dec 13 2016 12:31 AM
Tenno
Are you an elder lich with a sex starved demoness concubine? Do you long to tap dat ass but find your lack of genitalia a hindrance? If so you're not alone. Absent Penis Syndrom or APS is a common ailment among male undead over 500 years old. But help is available. Introducing Ethegria, a revolutionary medication designed specifically for older undead. Ethegria works by manifesting your spectral energy into a phantom erection that holds up to three hours. Your lady friend might be a hellspawn, but Ethegria will help you take her to heaven. Significant side effects to Ethegria include lose of bone density, arthritis, hyperactivity, and random musical numbers. Do not use Ethegria if you are an apostle of any demon lords not native to your realm's linear cosmology. If your phantom erection lasts longer than three and a half hours seek immediate aid from an exorcist as you may be experiencing a potentially serious magical paradox. Don't wait any longer to wreck that hot succubi ass. Talk to your witch doctor today about Ethegria.
Nov 23 2016 09:23 PM
Tenno
"Doing this fair and square, until we have to grind. Then we cheat like a motherfucker." -ProtonJon, 2016
Sep 22 2016 07:09 PM