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zetruz

Well, DEW happened again.
Apr 04 2017 05:56 PM
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    zetruz
    It's NOT that time of year, but requests are requests.

    DaEvilWithin-
    in the end you can't out-work your genetics
    so it doesn tmatter
    I just need 6 more inches tho
    dunk incoming

    Relinquisher-
    6....more?
    /does basic math
    poor dew

    DaEvilWithin-
    what basic math
    I need 6 more

    Relinquisher-
    /eats popcorn

    DaEvilWithin-
    To get the ball over
    and in
    Right now I can tip it sometimes
    It has to be a good day

    Relinquisher-
    if i didnt know you id think this is intentional
    cuze it cant be so perfect every time
    and yet
    it is

    DaEvilWithin-
    ???
    r u
    high

    Relinquisher-
    shhhhhhhhhhhhhh we shall wait for simon

    DaEvilWithin-
    I am uncomfortable

    Relinquisher-
    @zetruz
    read above

    zetruz-
    I haven't even read it all and it's magical.

    Relinquisher-
    quite
    word choice
    is 10/10

    zetruz-
    SLAMdunk

    Relinquisher-
    he can get the tip in sometimes tho
    balls deep

    DaEvilWithin-
    yo slam dunk is actually
    impossible
    Maybe if you can palm it
    Idk I need some fish oil my knees gonna give out soon
    From all these attempts to just hit the rim

    zetruz-
    PALM IT

    Relinquisher-
    pls, my heart cant take this

    zetruz-
    ASDFJIOA

    DaEvilWithin-
    Do u not know
    palming

    Relinquisher-
    oh
    i know

    DaEvilWithin-
    yea I can't do that yet
    Need to increase grip strength probably
    My hands aren't big enough

    Relinquisher-
    maybe the uhhhhh object just isnt big enough?

    DaEvilWithin-
    wat
    small ones are easer to palm
    i can palm mediums
    like the ones kids use

    Relinquisher-
    ya know maybe its the size of the thing you are grabbing vs the size of your hands

    DaEvilWithin-
    lmao reminds me this kid wanted to 1 v 1 me
    he was like

    Relinquisher-
    oh yeah palming kids

    DaEvilWithin-
    4 feet tall

    Relinquisher-
    where its at

    DaEvilWithin-
    no u palm the ball
    not the kid

    Relinquisher-
    oh right ofc
    palm their balls
    gotcha

    DaEvilWithin-
    wtf
    is wrong with you
    are we having the same convo

    Relinquisher-
    no

    DaEvilWithin-
    Do you even ball is life

    Relinquisher-
    @zetruz ya know that dew thing you do on omf every so often
    id like to submit

    zetruz-
    my eyes are actually tearing up

    DaEvilWithin-
    WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
    TALKING ABOUT
    there is nothing sexual
    about
    palming
    it's just grabbing in one hand

    Relinquisher-
    my chest hurts

    zetruz-
    i am crying

    Relinquisher-
    pls stop
    Apr 04 2017 05:56 PM
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ddboy102 → zetruz

Hi Zet, where have you been? well it's atleast nice to see you now and then.
Feb 21 2016 08:18 PM
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    ddboy102
    Great, I just started my career in IT and get my associates in June.
    Feb 22 2016 05:30 PM
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    zetruz
    That's awesome! Did you also get back with that Drake person?
    Feb 22 2016 06:57 PM
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    ddboy102
    no!!! god no, I'm with a new guy named Arad.
    Feb 22 2016 10:58 PM
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Tale → zetruz

One Piece will end on Chapter 800 with Luffy's execution.
Aug 27 2015 11:53 AM
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    zetruz
    At least it'd prove me right.
    Aug 27 2015 05:53 PM
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zetruz

I feel like fishing.
Aug 25 2015 12:40 PM
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    Furinji Saiga
    Sardine
    Aug 25 2015 12:56 PM
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    Furinji Saiga
    glub glub

    Aug 25 2015 12:56 PM
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    ZCOverload
    Sardine
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    Ganderath
    Sardine
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    Furinji Saiga
    Sardine
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    Sardine
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    ddboy102
    Sardine
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    Sardine
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    Furinji Saiga
    Sardine
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    King Tai
    Sardine
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    Damanos
    Sardine
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    Ganderath
    Sardine
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    Sardine
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    Ganderath
    Sardine
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    Sardine
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    Sardine
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zetruz → Tale

Dat foreshadowinngggg
Jul 30 2015 10:50 AM
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    zetruz
    dat lightning
    Jul 30 2015 10:50 AM
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    zetruz
    dat God
    Jul 30 2015 10:50 AM
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    zetruz
    I am so happy.
    Jul 30 2015 10:51 AM
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Fulmine → zetruz

is hnefatafl popular in Sweden?
Jul 04 2015 10:44 AM
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zetruz → Nmaan

Happy birthday, nopemans. Hope it's been a good'un. c:
Jul 01 2015 03:31 PM
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    Nmaan
    Hottest day of the year, because the big man upstairs likes me :p.
    How've you been zet?
    Jul 04 2015 10:39 AM
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Tale → zetruz

Rec me a good movie.
Apr 28 2015 02:14 PM
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    zetruz
    After much consideration: Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy.
    May 04 2015 04:44 PM
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    zetruz
    And indeed, as Furinji points out, A Most Wanted Man.

    (The latter is better.)
    May 04 2015 04:48 PM
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    zetruz
    shanks > chumphawk
    May 04 2015 04:48 PM
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zetruz → Tale

I have reported you to the authorities. pls edit or face incarceration
Apr 23 2015 08:09 AM
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    Tale
    Seriously? >.>
    Apr 23 2015 08:10 AM
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    zetruz
    face jailtime and peril
    Apr 23 2015 08:21 AM
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    Tale
    Martyrdom is the privilege of the faithful.
    Apr 23 2015 08:23 AM