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zetruz

It's NOT that time of year, but requests are requests.

DaEvilWithin-
in the end you can't out-work your genetics
so it doesn tmatter
I just need 6 more inches tho
dunk incoming

Relinquisher-
6....more?
/does basic math
poor dew

DaEvilWithin-
what basic math
I need 6 more

Relinquisher-
/eats popcorn

DaEvilWithin-
To get the ball over
and in
Right now I can tip it sometimes
It has to be a good day

Relinquisher-
if i didnt know you id think this is intentional
cuze it cant be so perfect every time
and yet
it is

DaEvilWithin-
???
r u
high

Relinquisher-
shhhhhhhhhhhhhh we shall wait for simon

DaEvilWithin-
I am uncomfortable

Relinquisher-
@zetruz
read above

zetruz-
I haven't even read it all and it's magical.

Relinquisher-
quite
word choice
is 10/10

zetruz-
SLAMdunk

Relinquisher-
he can get the tip in sometimes tho
balls deep

DaEvilWithin-
yo slam dunk is actually
impossible
Maybe if you can palm it
Idk I need some fish oil my knees gonna give out soon
From all these attempts to just hit the rim

zetruz-
PALM IT

Relinquisher-
pls, my heart cant take this

zetruz-
ASDFJIOA

DaEvilWithin-
Do u not know
palming

Relinquisher-
oh
i know

DaEvilWithin-
yea I can't do that yet
Need to increase grip strength probably
My hands aren't big enough

Relinquisher-
maybe the uhhhhh object just isnt big enough?

DaEvilWithin-
wat
small ones are easer to palm
i can palm mediums
like the ones kids use

Relinquisher-
ya know maybe its the size of the thing you are grabbing vs the size of your hands

DaEvilWithin-
lmao reminds me this kid wanted to 1 v 1 me
he was like

Relinquisher-
oh yeah palming kids

DaEvilWithin-
4 feet tall

Relinquisher-
where its at

DaEvilWithin-
no u palm the ball
not the kid

Relinquisher-
oh right ofc
palm their balls
gotcha

DaEvilWithin-
wtf
is wrong with you
are we having the same convo

Relinquisher-
no

DaEvilWithin-
Do you even ball is life

Relinquisher-
@zetruz ya know that dew thing you do on omf every so often
id like to submit

zetruz-
my eyes are actually tearing up

DaEvilWithin-
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
TALKING ABOUT
there is nothing sexual
about
palming
it's just grabbing in one hand

Relinquisher-
my chest hurts

zetruz-
i am crying

Relinquisher-
pls stop
Apr 04 2017 05:56 PM