ok time for part 7 of "oda actively trying to stop me reading OP" I have never questioned why i am reading a manga as much as i am in this arc, bleach fairy tale FMA HSDK jojo AoT naruto never have i actually wanted to put down a manga, i have a completion complex, once i start something i need to see it through, but i am really having a hard time with OP ever sine this god aweful arc. I am not being dramatic...... this is hard..... FI was god aweful but i knew the good times were on their way, I never minded PH or DR, WCI was bad but i wanted to get on to more OP not put down OP, but this arc is really making me want to put down OP entirely and get on with my life.....
3 weeks ago
editor "hey oda we need a full color cover page for chapter 916"
Oda "shut up i am oda, i will draw one before the release date"
Oda "shit i have 10 minuets to draw a full color cover page"
this color page looks like oda let his child draw it. Nami looks like a mess.....her arm looks like it is dislocated, her hips look like we are looking up at nami, (like if she was wearing a shirt we would be looking up it) but her chest clearly shows we are looking straight at her, speaking of her chest, did she get a botched boob job on WCI or something? or did one of her implants rupture when she crash landed on wano? why are her breasts lop sided now? the shading/ light on nami's body implies she is standing up right but for all these ratios to make sense she would have to be contorted in a way that would make a yoga instructor blush....
then of course zoro and usopp get a ton of definition sanji and luffy have zero, chopper appears to be at some type of night island wearing cloths that do NOT go with this beach theme..... speaking of definition robin completely lacks.....w/e finally we have jimbe.....I can only assume that the meat brook is grilling is jimbe. we got 4 octopus but zero fat whale shark fishmen who are supposed to be the 10th member.... I pray i am right and jimbe is the meat on the grill, although i just got used to the idea of someone stronger then sanji and zoro on the crew. ok art critic over
does losing a top knot mean something? to me it means she missed his head....
dude for someone to betray you they first must ally with you.....dont be stupid, i was defending you damn it....
listen random fodder number 7, you are from wano so i will forgive you, but "go flying" is kinda luffy's thing, you may owe him royalties.
ok i give up, was o kiku going to let yokuzuna hit her? was that attack actually too fast for her to dodge? are samuri once again revealed to be roughly fodder marine level?
so.......yokuzuna is commander level? at first it looks like he did good to not get sent flying by luffy, but then you notice luffy was in the air with no footing, and in a real fight it is laughable someone in the air could push someone with a base on the ground....
of course luffy knows how to sumo wrestle.....................god damn..........this whole shitty arc reads like fan fic....... all we need is law and smoker to come down and have a BBQ.....
I was going to ask "how is that roof flying" but then i noticed it doesn't have rocks on it (like the roofs in the town of left overs) clearly that is why it is flying, the town of left overs may be poor and dying of lack of food, but at least their roofs are properly weighted down.
- speaking of that, we never got an explanation on how there was a legitimate flying carpet in WCI........well pile that in the box of unanswered mysteries, like "how did luffy's ID battle ship (without paddles) sail out of the calm belt" and "how did TB get to the GL"
you dont dodge is a sumo fight.... what the hell luffy....
oh good the kozuzukia family was evil, let me guess, in the middle of the night did the king ask for 100m in gold, then run around on a horse shooting flaming arrows at houses only for DD to save the day at the last second? because we have seen this bull shit story line already.............. Please PLEASE, let otama's family be actually evil.
luffy "dont you speak of Otama's family that way they would never do something so horrible"
o tama "actually luffy.......ya they would..... they wanted to destroy wano, they hated wano and its traditions and dreamed of one day wearing jeans like westerners do"
bepo on behalf of everyone who doesn't get your appeal, (mainly just me) please die. nothing would make me happier then never seeing you again, and knowing you died to something a little girl shrugged off.
- should i wonder where bepo got a custom heart pirates themed kimono? have they been on the island that long and that was the best use of his time?
hahahhahahahahahahahahahaha.....hahahahhaha....HA HA HA. Hawkins "you are no match for him" and hawkins is? ya ok keep dreaming.... hawkins the correct course of action and accompanying quote is "for the love of god call kiadou, or call two of the calamities, actually, retrieve jack from the ocean floor and call all 3 of the calamities, get everyone down here now luffy is worth 1.5b holy shit why are you still listening to me call kiadou already"
ok i the real world we call people shrimps and laugh at them for being weak. But for the 100th time, why do they in OP? kizaru/ aokiji/ shanks/ sengoku/ roger/ rey/ mihawk none of these guys are physically imposing. compared to kiadou they look like a new born standing next to the mountain (from game of thrones, halfthor buergson, 1 time worlds strongest man) yet no one ever sees shanks and goes like "lol what is that shrimp going to do to akainu"
seriously what the hell OP, at this point in the manga it should be universally accepted that being a shrimp, or a one armed shrimp in shank's case, doesnt mean a thing...... also there are these things called DF, a 10 year old could be the user of the light fruit and therefore the 9th strongest pirate in the world
wow wow wow there, "strong female swordsman" I think everything about that sentence is wrong, "strong" strong my ass, she took the hair off a guy who had his eyes closed, then she almost got one shot because she stood like a deer in headlights and couldn't move, "female" is also debatable "swordsman" idk have you seen her do anything more impressive then luffy's sword punch? I dont think carrying a sword makes someone a swordsman, if it does guess luffy is now a swordsman also.
welcome to wano, where the murder of a magistrate is news everyone knows about but bounties of infamous pirates are non existent.
the boss of the town? didnt luffy just beat the strongest sumo wrestler in wano? is this like the BM crew who lost a commander and then sent everyone weaker then a commander to beat the commander level opponent?
ok welcome to the 2nd English lesson of the day, to be a rebel you must be allied with the organization you are rebelling against..................if you are not allies you are not rebelling you are attacking...... when Germany attacked France in WW2 Germany didn't rebel against France...... stupid....
"if you dont call your boss none of you are getting out of this alive" shut up zoro, we all know none of them are dying today.....this is OP...
its not "holpig" it is "ho holdem" did you not hear him? there is getting names wrong and there is being a straight up retard, ya i said it, that is what luffy is, the "getting names wrong" bit is funny when luffy is unable to remember the name, but when someone tells him the name, then luffy instantly gets it wrong, that is just stupid..... unless oda is trying to make a "luffy didnt hear him" joke, if that is the case w/e still not funny.....
black eye liner black lips and that leather police hat..........is holdem going for a gay biker look? dude dont try to steal dogtooth's theme
a "soft mouth" is an animal's ability to hold something without damaging it. Golden labs are famous for this, Lions are not...... also how did it growl with a kid in its mouth...... why should i care holdem will be beaten next chapter
oh look, remember when i said the "hold otama hostage" strategy was a BS way to protect hawkins? now holdem is using it!! AWESOME!!!
there is zero suspense, zero, how is everyone not as disappointing as I am? The only thing i have to look forward to from chapter to chapter is the fact that each chapter gets us one chapter closer to the real arc. I didnt care about the hawkins vs luffy fight, i didnt care about the aftermath of cutting of yokuzuna's hair, I sure as hell dont care about who will win the 1.5 billion pirate or the guy with the lion stomach..... This is the most dull arc in the history of manga. say what you want about luffy always getting beat to start an arc out, but at least when he did that then we had a reason to believe there was suspense...........now we are just waiting for an actual enemy to show up and Oda is refusing to let one show up.