I am really sorry, I thought about going to joke and be merry about it, even treating it as April Fools' joke; but I just can't sugarcoat it; my suicidal thoughts and depression bouts got the best of me these 2-3 months, but I must respect all the fruits of your thoughts that you've shared here.
Oh, and @Grimmjagger , I'm passing the host baton to you, bro, I believe you got all the chutzpah and the shizznit to keep the soul alive in this contest (and future award[s]?) thingie--cuz I must say I couldn't last too long in the interweb before turning into some omnicidal misanthropist supreme, and I'm not even being hyperbolic here.
Without further ado, read on their works, ye, mighties, and despair... or not.
Read their werkz and vote for em, Dwellers, i implore thee: