I have plenty of questions to ask you, Dam, but you'd probably only answer one or two of them.
1) You have the opportunity to be mentored by any fictional character of your choosing. Whom would it be, and why?
2) When, specifically, did you experience the greatest sense of euphoria while reading a manga chapter, and what did it involve?
3) Which do you prefer: bro or moe? If possible, state why.
4) Your favorite among these trademark 'Murican foods: hot dogs, hamburgers, fried chicken, or pizza?
5) Name one memorable moment of your life.