Ugh, I really don't feel like doing this.. Well, without further ado then..
I recommend giving that a listen as you read through my QT. It enhances the experience.
Who was your first trollbait?
What was your most recent troll?
Well, before even joining OM, I had an incident on Bleach Exile. I made a "noob" comment (was new to forums, we're talking like, '07 or '08) and received some negative feedback. I lashed out and got three days. But that didn't stop me. That couldn't stop me. I made alt after alt, coming back to spam the chapter threads.
I'd randomly quote White Men Can't Jump in the Kenpachi thread.
For about a month I made my presence felt, then I got bored and bailed. It wasn't until 2010 that I joined another forum, this dump. Well, that's not true. I joined in '09, but rarely used and eventually abandoned the account, LightningBoltAction. My first troll on OM came with the introduction of Ginjou and the still useless Ikumi. I gave Saiyan crap for wasting a thread on a character we knew absolutely nothing about, and several regulars rallied behind me. Then I made a thread for Ginjou, who we also knew nothing about. But at least he turned out useful and awesome.
My latest troll? Dunno. You lose track after awhile when you've been doing this as long as I have. Unless you count the random "kill yourselves" I often post.
How did you and Ms. Satan meet?
That's all for now, gotta think of what I don't know about you to ask.
Long story. Kinda ties in with my last answer. I had just joined OM and was still relatively a newfag. I sent out random friend invites to random people (yourself included). One of those people happened to be Enenraa. I should backtrack some. I had just gotten out of a really unhealthy relationship about 4-6 months prior, which I won't get into. But I was pretty depressed. I joined OM because the Bleach parody thread was hilarious and I'd often go there to distract myself from my troubles. That place gave me quite a few laughs and still does occasionally to this day.
Okay, I'm getting sidetracked. Anyways, we'd see each other in the Forum Games and I wished her a happy Halloween once. We didn't really talk again until Thanksgiving, where I wished her a happy Thanksgiving. And from there we just spontaneously started talking. We talked for a few days. Days became weeks. We'd joke about being in a relationship, but I don't think either of us were really serious. At least not yet. We developed feelings for each other over time and just kinda hit it off. We dated three years online (no easy feat) and only recently have I been flying across the States to go stay with her and her family for periods at a time. I plan on moving out there sometime next year.
can I have all your stuff?
If a lion tried to attack you would you transform it into a demonic lion and make it a pet?
Why didnt you ever answer my summons when I was younger? >_> totally lost faith in you early on.
can I have a demon underling?
Who would be the best demonic underling for me in your opinion?
I'd make it a pelt.
No, see, I did actually. I came to your doorstep, but your mom answered. ifyouknowwhatimean.jpg
I'll loan you a succubus, homie.
Hmmm... Nobody's gonna ask where his username comes from this time, will they?
totally not asking satan-devil related questions cuz I'm sure enough people will ask them >__>
1- What was the most random question you have ever been asked?
2- A drunk hobo is trying to rob you, somehow he found a knife and is pointing it at you. How do you deal with the situation?
3- Is there something you want to have/do so much that you'd harm people for it? If yes, what is it? And why do you want it so much you'd hurt for it?
That's all from me for now.
"Are you a boy or a girl?" They knew I was a boy. ******* middle school.
We don't have hobos in Hell. But if we did, obviously, I'd stomp that c*nt.
Ms. Satan. Because it's Ms. Satan.
And that's all you're gonna get.
Are you ready Satan? Cause I don't think you are. Prepare for some time consuming questions!
1. The justice league and the avengers are gonna throw down. 1 on 1 fights. From the following rosters who fights who, who wins and how/why, who sits out and why?
2. Norman Osborn(Iron Patriot/Dark Reign era(so he controls hammer)) vs. Lex Luthor(President), who wins their gamble to take over the world and why?
3. You're given one basic super power(cannot be or exceed omega level), you get one side kick(you're the side kick) based issue with a super hero of your choosing. Who is it, who do you fight(from their rogue gallery) and what is that villain up to?
4. Ultron vs. Darkseid! How many iterations of Ultron does it takes before he takes down Darkseid?
5. Invincible(Image Comics) vs. Superman(DC) vs. Sentry(Marvel), who wins, and how does Dr. Doom use this chance to make it his own victory?
These are going to be time consuming. And I'm tired.
You would list all The Avengers I'm not very familiar with. >_> A quick Google search and I don't think any of these B-listers could stand up to the titans of the Justice League. I could totally be wrong though.
Both are ambitious pricks with nearly unlimited resources. Tough call. Not sure who I like better either. I guess I'll go with Norman because the Green Goblin persona is pretty much Joker on a mother freaking glider.
The ability to attack with swear words like Zed from Lollipop Chainsaw.
I'd definitely be teaming up with Bats. What a dream come true that would be. We'd go beat up on KGBeast. Just because that guy is so ******* obscure yet has an awesome name. That ought to get him some exposure.
He doesn't. Darksied, realizing he's bitten off more than he can chew, forms an alliance with his Marvel twin brother, Thanos. The two of them defeat Ultron and solo the universe. Every universe.
I don't read Invincible (I read Image for non-superhero stuff). I'm gonna go with Sentry. Doesn't he punch reality like Suberboy?
First/Current Impression of me?
Andre 3000 sucks. Andre 3000 still sucks, but you're a cool dude.
I've got a second half to this post but it won't let me post it because the posts will merge and there are too many images. Can somebody randomly post in here so I can post the rest of this?
Edited by Satan, 30 April 2013 - 11:03 AM.