DaEvilWithin: Hello and Welcome to The Big Fat Quiz of OMF 2015, I'm your Host DaEvilWithin. It's been a bleak year at OMF, more people seem to be getting lives after Naruto finally admitted the horse was dead, the YouTube channel was launched before everyone remembered they hate grim caricatures of themselves reviewing mangas they're only still reading because besides their mother and right hand, it's the longest lasting relationship any of them have had. The mods finally cracked down on debate, by which we mean they banned all ten of Trident's accounts before remembering why they'd not been moderating there in the first place and it has nothing to do with the Jew run manga Illuminati So, lets meet our players!
Everyone applauds politely and some snicker at the obvious humor
DaEvilWithin: Our first group contains a lady who lives on a boat and owns seventeen footie pajamas and needs no introduction, it's Petite Fleur!
Everyone enthusiastically applauds while looking slightly put off by the number of footie pajamas and the fact she's wearing one covered in different kinds of spiders.
DaEvilWithin: Joining her, it's a boy who only wanted time for Christmas and made a new year's resolution to post once a month, which he's still attempting to game to forget, it's ZcOverload everyone!
Everyone applauds enthusiastically, while worrying for ZC who appears like he may have rolled out of a college library to appear on time.
DaEvilWithin: Our next man is quite a hot fellow and above average despite his misleading name – No Ladies and Laddies, you cannot take him home – it's Arsonist Joe!
Crowd explodes with applause while Joe winks caddishly at them and the ladies on the other teams
DaEvilWithin: Where would he be without his razzle dazzle brother from another trucker, it's Sloan the bomb diggity.com!
Crowd roars with delight while Sloan and Joe bump fists and look too cool for school
And finally, a lady who has embraced both memes and the way people from new joisey say “whore” while maintaining a noteworthy knowledge of all things Spartan and war-like, it's Ganderath!
Crowd claps enthusiastically although some people appear worried about the offensive proclivities of this character
And finally, after forcing her to sign contracts promising not to argue with the judges and promising to accept liberal society values, she's been fighting democracy and annexed retro to her harem, it's Misty!
Crowd claps enthusiastically, but some people appear like they will be writing some very nasty letters to the network for featuring this checkered character
DaEvilWithin: Thank you, thank you all for being with us!
Now, Zc and Petite, have you decided on a team name?
ZC: I promise I will come up with one by the end of the week. Although, I was telling Petite I'm leaning towards calling us EspressoTheResso.
DaEvilWithin: You were told a month in advance to think about this.
Petite: Actually, I was thinking Spiderkin and her Emo Pal would be snuggle buggles!
DaEvilWithin looks put out with ZC and appreciative of Petite's kawaii response
DaEvilWithin: There we have it, Spiderkin and her Emo Pal! Now, Joe, may I call you Joe?
Joe nods in a way that seems to exude the words “most def”
DaEvilWithin: What are you and Sloan going to be calling yourselves?
Sloan: Well we're stuck between Smoothe Sloanie and the Jazz Hand Joe, Bro, because it's sophisticated obviously, Pimpz With Gratitude because that's us in a nutshell, and Life After Harem because it's our favourite charity.
DaEvilWithin: I see, and but so how are you going to choose?
Joe: Well, Evil, we decided to leave it up to the ladies of the audience.
Both men smile wolfishly at the audience as shouting ensues
Ganderath: Pimpz With Gratitude!
Misty: Life After Harem!
Petite: Life After Harem!
DaEvilWithin: OY! You lot aren't the audience!
Misty: Actually, depending upon how you define audience, we're listening to this whole thing and responding so really we are
DaEvilWithin: You were warned about this.
Ganderath: She's actually correct, if you look at how the Sumerians defined audience you'll see that the Grand Pepe himself believed even the performers were experiencing the show.
DaEvilWithin: I'm in charge here.
Misty: I didn't elect you, did you elect him, Ganderath?
Misty: Right, I demand to know who voted for this bugger!
DaEvilWithin: you signed a contract
Misty: Promising to uphold liberal democracy, which I am. I want to know who voted for you. I'm demanding a recount.
DaEvilWithin: Shut up!
Ganderath: This isn't a liberal democracy, it's a dictatorship!
DaEvilWithin looks near throttling the two women who are smiling impishly while the audience giggles
Joe: Well, since that honey over there next to the tired looking kid said Life After Harem, I guess that's what it has to be!
The two men wink at Petite who hides in her spider snuggie and prods ZC to look more alive
DaEvilWithin: Wonderful, Life After Harem! And what about you girls?
Gander & Misty: Gender-Assumer:
DaEvilWithin tersely: Fine, what have you two decided about a team name?
Gander: Well, we considered Can'tStumptheMeme and Pepe Fangirls. We almost chose Memewall and Debate Asshat, but in the end we agreed on Deerly Not Purely.
ZCOverload: Are you purposefully implying furry tendencies?
Gander: Deus Vult.
Petite: That's Irrelevant.
Misty: We're not not implying furry tendencies is what she means.
Joe: I need an artist rendering.
Sloan: I'll watch.
DaEvilWithin: There we have it, Deerly Not Purely, Life After Harem, and Spiderkin and her Emo Pal! We'll be back with you on the Big Fat Quiz of OMF 2015 after these messages!
Audience applauds while contestants and judge stand to hug and make nice